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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“Jurassic park” except it’s realistic and they can’t clone anything older than 1 million years because dna degradation so it’s a bunch of recently extinct birds brought back to life and yet the same amount of chaos carnage and destruction occurs as well as the same amount of wonder because Irony


Remember this park would have, among other things:

- moas

- elephant birds

- dodos & Rodrigues solitaire

- terror birds

- mihirungs

- adzebills

- Sylviornithidae

- great auk

- mobs of passenger pigeons

- moa-nalo

- mole ducks (reverse platypus)

- giant swan

- giant marabou-style storks

- club-winged ibises

- teratorns

- giant Caribbean hawks

- stilt owls, including giant ones

- and so many many passerines

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To everyone pointing out Haast’s Eagle: i legitimately thought I had put that in the list. Of course that would be in this. It and terror birds are the primary eaters of humans in this scenario


To the people suggesting we add mammals: no. Birds only. Dinosaurs only. I’m trying to prove a point.

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some of the scenes I had in mind:

  • instead of being in awe at brachiosaurus, Elephant Birds
  • getting mobbed by a flock of passerines a la hitchcock's "The Birds"
  • kitchen scene, but terror birds. honestly just replace every raptor scene with terror birds and you have the idea.
  • "must go faster" but the thing chasing them is Haast's Eagle
  • giant swan decides the humans are a problem. stalks the humans. every time you think you're safe, suddenly you hear in the distance...... HONK
  • humans being horrified by the teratorns tearing into their fallen comrades
  • they're. uh. they're flocking this way. the flock is passenger pigeons. they darken the night sky. you can't see anything. giving haast's eagle the chance to attack (but it attacks a moa)
  • okay so like yeah haast's eagle is clearly my trex replacement and terror birds are my raptor replacement and elephant birds are my brachiosaurus replacement but other than that I'm flexible
  • nedry makes fun of the clubbed ibis. proceeds to get clubbed to death.
  • a dodo follows them around and its cute cause why not
  • someone gets trampled by a herd of moas
  • someone gets pecked to death by the giant marabou stork thing - maybe they got too close, maybe they underestimated the stork, something
  • there's still a t. rex skeleton because they had originally planned to do nonavians. terror bird crashes through it, crunches a fossil bone. Close up on the eye. It knows. you know. we all know. birds continue rex's legacy. and there's no where to run.
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Ok I had never heard of the clubbed ibis before and I. what.

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What is that it’s a flightless ibis with its entire hand fused into a solid block for hitting stuff? why???

Absolutely incredible no notes.

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queeranarchism

Adulting advice: if you think you can’t do a thing because you tried it as a child or teenager and you sucked really badly: try it again.

You may not notice it, but as an adult you continue gaining motor skills, insight, problem solving skills and above all patience and resilience in the face of failure. Also puberty can be a nightmare. For some of us it’s just harder to do things when we’re full of insecurities, low impulse control and focus, heightened emotions, etc. A thing that was hard for 15 year old you might not be hard for 25 or 35 or 45 years old you.

I thought I was the absolute worst at sowing because I tried to learn it in my teenage years and failed spectacularly at the most basic tasks. Turns out I just didn’t have the patience and focus for it yet. I tried it again recently and it didn’t take long at all to learn how to make my own clothes. (And oh my, being able to make any outfit I want in any fabric is a queer superpower.)

It really sucks that we’re told quite early in life what our talents are and we end up assuming that there are some things we’re just not good at, when the truth is that learning as an adult is just completely different from learning as a child.

redvelvetrevolver

Oh man, since I’ve been like… 32+ ? So many things have gotten easier.

It’s not something anyone tells you. In fact, I think with our youth-obsessed culture, there’s a tendency to think that you’re going to peak young. Generally, this just isn’t true.

A lot of the improvement feels, like the OP says, kind of effortless. It’s me going back to cooking after not cooking for six years and suddenly, oops I’m pretty damn good at it. Why? I wasn’t cooking in the meantime, I wasn’t practicing. (I didn’t even have a stove.)

But other mental qualities were developing that make everything easier. My executive function, decision-making, motor skills, etc. are all better than they were, through completing thousands of other tasks. I can think, know, and focus better.

There’s a huge element of this, also, which is enabled by emotional capacity and maturity, which is even harder to describe. It’s easier for me to do things like tell the truth because I can actually understand the truth of how I feel and I am more likely to have the confidence to say it. It’s easier to make the right decisions, to weigh all the factors. Especially for me since I was really not consistently good at this in my teens and 20s (I was possibly more impulsive and risk-seeking than many people, but that just makes the contrast more apparent.)

The other thing to consider is that when you are a teen/child, you’re being taught things often in a very specific way that’s been determined by someone else. My dad, for example, wanted me to understand how engines worked, so he explained them to me while we both looked under the hood of his various cars or trucks. I learned absolutely zero things by doing this.

When I was 21, I decided I wanted to know, so I learned how engines worked from an educational website with animations and quizzes. And of course, I was able to learn it. It’s not that complicated. I was never unable to learn it, I was just not able to learn it that way.

queeranarchism

YES.

And for the record: I don’t wanna shit on teens and young adults here or to discourage teens from trying complicated things. Everyone is different and not every teen is as much of a distracted and easily discouraged mess as I was. And as you say: a lot of why things are often harder for teens is because they’re not given the space to choose what they want to learn and how they want to learn.

Also, everyone at every age is allowed to make tons of bad decisions and mistakes and fail at tons of things or do things they enjoy without ever becoming good at it. 

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